Lemon Moment #085: Enjoying a meaningful, romantic moment with the love of your life, a fictional character from that TV show you watch.
Lemon Moment #084: Praying you’ll catch an early bus so you won’t be crammed in with a bunch of youths let out of school .
Lemon Moment #083: Someone makes eye contact with you ? CUE AWKWARD FACIAL EXPRESSION & QUICK GETAWAY .
Lemon Moment #082: The only time you are ever even remotely articulate is when you write rants about fandoms on the internet .
Lemon Moment #081: Rehearsing what you will say to your crush if you suddenly bump into them somewhere but then failing to rehearse properly because the thought of you bumping into them overwhelms you.
Lemon Moment #080: Your teacher implies that you have no sex appeal.
This ACTUALLY happened to me.
Lemon Moment #079: When your teacher tells you, “Maybe you should cut down on the reading a bit.”
Lemon Moment #078: Spending your entire summer hoping that your imaginary British boyfriend of Latino origin will propose to you
Lemon Moment #077: When you’re forced to keep your fandom bottled up inside of you because you don’t know anyone else who is interested in it .